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One morning Andy wakes up to find that his dog is lying dead on the floor. He can't quite believe it so he takes it to the vet. "I'm sorry Andy, your dog is dead." says the vet. "He can't be!" cries Andy, "I demand a second opinion." so the vet goes into a back room and comes out with a cat which he puts next to the dead dog. The cat sniffs the dog and goes "meeeooow!" The vet says "That proves your dog is dead." Andy says "No no, I want another opinion!" so the vet goes and gets a labrador which also sniffs the dog all over and then writes "dead" on a piece of paper. With that, Andy agrees that his dog is dead. "Right," says the vet, "that will be £350." "What? Just to tell me that my dog is dead?" asks Andy in amazement. "Yes," replies the vet, "£50 for my diagnosis, £200 for the cat-scan and £100 for the lab report."
lollol, nice one.
LOL But I saw that punchline coming.
oh, hahaha!. lol